[whimsical holiday music playing]
[narrator] Since the dawn of time,
Christmas fairy tales have often included the wonder of a snowman coming to life,
destined to bring its magic to the right person.
[wind whooshing]
[car horn honks]
But those fairy tales have never been told like this.
[music continues]
[alarm clock beeping]
[woman on radio] And it's another beautiful morning here in Hope Springs
as we remind you to grab those kiddos
and head down to the annual snow sculpture competition,
which is finally underway.
[music plays]
♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock ♪
♪ Jingle bells swing And jingle bells ring ♪
♪ Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun ♪
♪Now the jingle hop has begun ♪
♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock ♪
♪Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time ♪
♪ Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square ♪
♪ In the frosty air ♪
♪ What a bright time It's the right time ♪
♪ To rock the night away ♪
♪ Jingle bell time is a swell time ♪
♪ To go ridin' in a one-horse sleigh ♪
♪ Giddy-up, jingle horse Pick up your feet ♪
♪ Jingle around the clock ♪
♪ Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet ♪
♪ That's the jingle bell rock ♪
[song ends]
[whimsical holiday music playing]
Good morning.
Good morning, Isaac.
Good morning, Kathy.
Oh, we are going to be slammed today. I hope you've had your coffee.
You get your heat fixed?
I know. I know. I'm gonna call him today.
You're not gonna make it to Christmas if you turn to ice before then.
You just worry about the bacon. I'm going to worry about my heater.
And if you freeze to death...
[both] Who's gonna sign my checks?
[Kathy chuckles]
Hey, it's so nice to see you. Come on in.
Good morning.
Hey, how's your mom?
Enjoy.
Can I get you some more coffee?
[gasps] My favorite customer.
Good morning, Kathy.
[Kathy laughs] Good morning, Jan.
Do you have any chocolate chip pancakes today?
Good morning, Miss Megan.
Well, chocolate chip pancakes are usually for Sunday brunch,
but you know what? I'll make you some if your mom says it's okay.
Okay, I guess we can make an exception.
Thank you, Miss Kathy.
Oh, of course. Have a seat.
[rattles]
That looks great.
[woman] Morning, Kathy.
- Hello. - [man] Ah.
[woman] Kathy, what are you doing here?
I figured you might be so busy with the snow sculpture competition
you wouldn't have time for lunch.
So here's one turkey sandwich, no mayo,
and one turkey sandwich, a disgusting amount of mayo.
- Turkey! - [woman] Thank you.
[man] You know me too well, Kathy.
[woman] So, how you doing, honey?
Oh, good. Yeah, doing really good. The diner's keeping me really busy.
And, um, outside of work?
Oh, you know, I'm fine.
You know, when I was younger,
my mother always wanted me to meet someone.
She always used to say,
"You'll never find the warmth unless you venture out into the cold."
So, one Christmas, I decided to do just that.
Bundled up in my favorite red scarf, went down to the local pub,
and lo and behold, met the man of my dreams that very night.
Honey, can... can you bring...
Uh-huh.
[whispers] What's happening?
So, this just came in yesterday,
and it reminds me of the night that I met Theo.
The second I saw it, I knew it had come to me for a reason.
And then you walked in.
It's very sweet, but I really don't need it.
[Theo] She's not gonna let you leave without it. Believe me.
Good things come to you when you're out in the cold, Kathy.
[magical music playing]
Thanks.
- Well done, you. - [door closes]
[slow, romantic music playing]
♪ It's midnight ♪
♪ And I'm sitting all alone ♪
♪ The carolers are gone ♪
♪ Fire's burning low ♪
♪ I can't sleep ♪
♪ Though it's a silent night ♪
♪ 'Cause there's just one thing missing ♪
♪ To make this season bright ♪
♪ Baby, it's you ♪
♪ You make it feel like Christmas ♪
- ♪ Baby, can't you see? ♪ - ♪ Can't you see? ♪
♪ You're the only gift I need ♪
♪ Baby, it's you ♪
[Kathy] Well, clearly, you've been doing your push-ups.
♪ You make it feel like Christmas ♪
You know what?
[sentimental music playing]
You keep it.
[shutter clicks]
[mystical chimes tinkling]
[wind whooshing]
[mystical chimes tinkling]
[snow cracking]
[curious holiday music playing]
[sneezes]
[EDM version of Tchaikovsky's "The Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy" plays]
[music stops]
[grunting, breathing heavily]
Huh?
Ah.
[satisfied grunts]
[man] If this dog doesn't go in ten seconds,
I'm gonna trade it in for a goldfish.
- [dog yelps] - [snowman] Hello!
Hi there.
Oh!
- Whoa! Oh... - [man] What was that?
- I'm not sure. - [dog barking]
Let's investigate.
[panting and grunting]
Clothes!
[festive music playing]
Ah.
[dog barking]
- Oh! - [shattering]
[groans]
Wow.
Huh.
[mysterious jazz playing]
Hmm.
Huh.
Ahh.
[satisfied grunts]
Uh-huh!
[alarm clock beeps]
[continues beeping]
[alarm stops]
[snowman] And I have arms, and I can move my arms.
I can move my mouth. I can talk!
I love talking.
It is... It's amazing! [laughs]
But if it can happen to me, it can happen to you.
[Kathy] Excuse me.
- [snowman] Oh. - Hi.
Hi. It's... It's you.
Look. Look what happened. Look what happened to me.
Sorry, what happened?
Well, I was made of snow,
and now I'm made of... not snow.
Can you believe it?
No, I really, uh, really can't believe that. Um...
Aren't you cold? You look very cold.
No, I am not cold.
I feel... good.
- [Kathy laughs quietly] - [snowman grunts contentedly]
I have a diner right over there.
Do you wanna... Why don't you come inside, and I can get you some food?
I... I have never had food before.
Is that o-okay?
Great. I have food. Let's go.
Okay.
[customers chattering]
- Who the heck is that? - I don't know.
I found him outside, standing there without a coat on
talking to the snow sculptures.
And you brought him inside?
Well, I couldn't just leave him out there, Isaac.
I mean, he's clearly delusional.
Should I call the cops?
No, we can't tell Sheriff Hunter. He overreacts about everything.
He arrested someone at the movies once.
For what?
Excessive candy unwrapping.
Apparently it was a noise violation.
We have to keep this to ourselves.
But what if he's dangerous?
Your friend's eating the jellies.
Thank you.
I'm really not getting a dangerous vibe.
['70s funk playing]
What the hell happened here?
A break-in. Seems like a smash-and-grab.
- Stolen? - Overalls, galoshes.
They weren't even the store's galoshes.
They just belonged to Theo.
Hey. Mel. Theo.
Good morning, Hunter.
I took a vow to protect and serve,
and I failed to uphold that vow last night.
- [Theo] Ah... - I am so sorry.
I'm gonna establish a task force.
We are going to find the perpetrator.
Oh no. Don't do all that. It'll be fine.
I've been meaning to get new galoshes anyway.
There's nothing fine about someone smashing windows in my town.
Jerry down in Winchester is gonna bring us a big piece of plywood from his yard,
and that'll keep the heat in.
How's your family, Hunter?
You wanna grab some breakfast at Kathy's? We're buying.
You can't buy me breakfast.
It could influence the investigation.
For all I know, you broke into your shop yourself.
- [Theo scoffs] - Why would we do that?
Insurance fraud.
Why would insurance care about my galoshes?
That's not... I don't think you did it. I was just saying...
Well, I should hope not. We've known you for 30 years.
I'm just...
I'm on the case, okay?
There will be consequences.
Oh! Nice sheepskin.
Tell him to keep the galoshes.
What is... What is your name?
I don't know.
Oh. Okay, is it, um... Is it Jack?
Right there, like it says. Jack. Is that you?
Oh. It could be.
I love that name. Doesn't it sound cool?
Oh, that's... Yeah, really cool.
Jack, it's nice to meet you.
Right, um... What's the last thing you remember?
You. Last night.
Staring at me. Putting my scarf on.
I think that's what brought me to life.
And-and then you flashed a light in my face.
[magical chimes playing]
Okay. Is this a prank?
[ominous music plays]
I get it. Okay, fine. Yeah, you built a snowman that looks like you.
And-and is that what this is?
I feel strange.
How'd you know I took a photo? Were you following me?
- Is this part of the joke? - I feel hot.
[Kathy gasps]
Really hot?
No, really cold.
Okay, so you probably have hypothermia.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- Let's get up. Let's go. - Where?
Across the street, there's a doctor. She's gonna know exactly what to do.
[Jack] Okay.
[keyboard playing]
♪ Crime doesn't pay Oh, not here, not today ♪
♪ Here in Hope Springs, no ♪
I'm sorry. Can you speak up, please?
- Just a little bit louder. - ♪ Better have your bail ♪
♪ 'Cause we're taking you to jail Here in Hope Springs ♪
No, we're...
[sustaining note]
Okay.
- [still sustaining note] - Boss! Boss!
- You like it? - I love it.
- Another crime last night. - Another?
Streaking.
A man running naked in the plaza around one.
Old Mortimer and Ethel Jennings saw him while walking their dog.
Description?
Small, fluffy, pointy little nose.
- The streaker, Ed. - Oh.
Morty went out without his glasses, couldn't get a clear view.
And Ethel?
No, she wouldn't say.
Just kept insisting that he was doing a public service.
Hmm. [chuckles]
What's the number one way people would describe me, Ed?
Aggravating? Power-hungry?
Paranoid? Dramatic?
Hard on crime.
People respect that.
For months, we haven't needed to write so much as a parking ticket.
And now...
[laughs]
...six weeks before my reappointment as sheriff,
we have a crime spree on our hands?
Coincidence or conspiracy?
What are you saying, Nate?
[chuckles]
I felt the Mayor's had it in for me since I had his car towed.
Which time?
Third time.
When he was dropping gifts at the children's hospital?
[sighs] Charity is no excuse for parking in a loading zone.
I don't think the Mayor went streaking. He's got a bad hip.
A man is defined by his actions, Ed.
And now, it's time to take action.
Bring this man to justice.
[snaps twice]
So what's the... Oh.
Who's your friend?
This is Jack. Um, I met him this morning.
I actually found him talking to the snow sculptures.
Yeah. I don't know how long he's been out there.
Hmm.
- Hi, Jack. - Hi.
- How you feeling? - Fine.
Wow. You're... cold.
So he says he doesn't remember anything before last night.
That's not good.
I was a snowman.
That's definitely not good.
Just hold this... for a moment.
Oh, this tastes funny.
Don't eat it. Just hold still.
Weird.
- What is it? - Just a malfunction.
Maybe it needs new batteries. I don't know.
[Kathy chuckles]
It's okay.
[whimsical music playing]
Both thermometers say that he's below 30 degrees.
He's ice-cold, but appears to be sweating.
Maybe he's melting. [chuckles]
I was kidding. You cannot be serious.
Excuse us a sec.
Psst...
So he's saying this is him? And he came to life?
Yes. And that snowman is gone now.
- Maybe he's telling the truth. - [Kathy scoffs] Sure. Right.
And I'm the queen of Aldovia.
Come on, Dottie. You're a doctor. What do you actually think?
Look, everything about Christmas, Santa, elves, flying reindeer,
the scientist in me knows they shouldn't exist.
But wouldn't the world be a little bit better if they did?
I cannot believe you.
What is the simplest explanation?
That he is a drifter with severe memory loss.
And the missing snowman?
He... He trashed it. Right? He stole the scarf.
What about the picture?
Coincidence.
His subhuman temperature?
No, factory-wide defects at the thermometer company.
Or...
He's a snowman.
And how cool would that be?
Look, either way, we can't just let him find his way on the streets alone.
It is freezing. He needs help. Can you do anything?
- [sighs] - Jack, look at me.
How would you like to stay with me, Jack? I could take care of you.
As a medical professional.
I wanna stay with Kathy.
What? Wait, no. Uh-uh. No, no, that's... Absolutely not.
Kathy can't take care of you. She can barely take care of herself.
- No offense. - None taken.
But I trust her.
Come on. How could you possibly trust me?
Because you put the scarf on me.
And I'm pretty sure that's what's keeping me alive.
So technically, I've known you for my entire life.
Mm. Right. Right, right, right.
You know, wouldn't you prefer, like, a nice hospital bed?
[comically sad music playing]
Why is he looking at me like that?
Ugh.
Fine.
Thank you. I love you.
- You do not. - I do. I love you.
No, you don't.
I do. I love you.
[holiday music playing]
So, here we are. This is my house.
You can stay here in the spare bedroom.
Um, there's food in the fridge.
And you can watch TV.
There you go.
What is this?
Well, it's a...
You... you really...
You know what? Just have a seat.
Yeah. You can sit right there.
Um, here. Okay.
[couch squeaking]
[woman on TV] Tell her to let me out of here.
[man on TV] Miss, we'd love to be able to do that,
but first we need to figure out who you are.
What do you mean, who I am? I know who I am.
That is so funny. That looks like a girl I went to high school with.
- Huh. - [woman] My name is...
[man] ...with big, bold, original flavors, you'll take...
Okay. So there's the remote.
That's the power, on and off.
If you want to change the channel, just push this button.
You want to turn the volume up or down, right there.
And there's pause and rewind, and...
This is what you do.
Oh, cooking.
Oh, you mean... Yeah, I, um...
[sucks teeth]
Yeah, I used to.
When my husband and I opened the diner, I used to help the chef all the time.
I even wrote some recipes.
There's this sweet potato casserole we make every Christmas Eve.
Everyone loves it.
Yep. That one was all me.
[Kathy laughs quietly]
I want to work at the diner. I want to help people like you do.
Okay, but no, not... Not today. You need to stay here for now.
No idea what we'll do, but we'll figure it out when I get back. Okay?
- Okay. - All right.
I'm just... I'm so excited to be here with you.
I love this house,
and I love you.
You don't love me.
Yes, I do. I love you.
No, you don't.
Look, when you say you love a house or soup, those are things, that's fine,
but when you say you love a person, it means way more.
Okay? You can't go around telling everyone you love them,
because it doesn't make it special anymore.
And it doesn't work like that, you don't just love someone right away.
It's something that... It's something that takes a long time to realize.
Oh.
Sorry.
That's okay.
Just watch TV and, um...
Yeah, you know what? You can learn a lot from TV.
[Jack] Can I say something?
[sighs] Yes?
It's very hot in here.
Can I change that with this?
Oh. Oh.
Here. I'll just...
All right. So I'm going to go now, and please don't rob me blind.
Thank you.
Kathy?
Mm-hmm?
I still don't understand how all of this is happening, but...
[sentimental music playing]
...I am so glad that you were the one who found me.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
[holiday music playing on TV]
[Kathy] Hey, Dottie. You got your tea?
Yes.
And I want you to spill it.
He's at my house. He's watching TV.
At lunch, I'll run across the street to Mel and Theo's
and just get him some new clothes.
- Morning, ladies. - Hey. Hey, Nate. Want some coffee?
Sorry, Kathy. Official police business.
Last night, we got reports of a strange man on the prowl.
Went streaking in front of poor Ethel Jennings.
And broke into Reclaimed Rags and stole some clothes.
- Huh. - Whoever did this must be new in town.
Otherwise, he'd know the strictness
with which I enforce the law in Hope Springs.
I do not tolerate funny business.
We know, Nate. There's nothing funny about you.
Damn straight.
So, if you ladies see any strangers, do the right thing,
report them to my office ASAP.
Do... Do you think this criminal is, like, dangerous?
There's nothing more dangerous
than blatant disrespect for law and order.
There's nothing to worry about. He didn't hurt anybody or take any money.
Probably just some guy who did a naked mile to impress his buddies.
I mean, we've all been there. Am I right?
- Sure. - [Ed laughing]
[Nate] Schatz!
I gotta go.
[sighs]
[woman] Welcome, folks. I'm gonna show you how to make
some easy, creamy, delicious eggnog, perfect for the holidays.
- [crunching ice] - [cat wails]
Ah! Ah! [gasps]
[man] Now place the pepperoni in a circular fashion,
spiraling right around into...
[Bach's "Toccata and Fugue in D minor" playing]
- [thuds against door] - Ahh!
[music continues]
[music stops]
Wow.
[sad music playing]
[door opens]
Hello! I'm back.
[door closes]
Hello?
Jack?
Did you steal my TV?
[exhales]
Jack?
Are you here?
- [Kathy screams] - Ahh!
That was very, very, very scary.
[exclaims]
- You almost gave me a heart attack. - Sorry.
You okay?
- Sorry. I did not mean to yell like that. - Sorry.
Okay.
What's in the bag?
I got you some clothes from, um, Mel and Theo's.
You know, I thought you could use some clothes.
But you'll have to try 'em on, 'cause I wasn't sure about the size...
- Okay. - ...and, you know, there's different...
Oh, whoa. No, not right now. Like, not...
We don't change in front of people. We wait until no one's around.
Got it.
Great.
Uh, I actually have something to show you in the kitchen.
Yeah. No, I just have a question.
The first night, Jack, were you wearing clothes?
[scoffs] Of course. I had on this scarf you gave me.
Right. But the coveralls and the-the boots, did you...
Did you steal 'em?
Okay. Did you...
Did you streak past old Mortimer Jennings?
Streak?
Yeah. You know, did you, like, run by with no pants on?
[inhales] Yes.
You did? Great. Okay, so we can't do that.
Oh.
Yeah. Okay. So, uh, the sheriff came to see me today,
and, well, the clothes you stole, he's...
He's looking for you.
Oh, well, that's no problem. I'll just give them back.
And I'm sure he'd appreciate that, but that's not what it's about.
Not for him. We gotta just keep you off his radar.
I'm on his radar?
Yeah, I need you to just lay low.
- Now? - Yes.
Just lay low...
No, no.
I just mean don't draw attention to yourself.
That's what "lay low" means.
Okay? And if he doesn't know who you are,
he doesn't know where you are,
then you're safe.
Okay.
Are you mad at me?
No. I'm just, um... Just trying to keep my story straight.
Okay. Kitchen?
- Yes. - Okay.
I'm gonna put this in your room.
Okay.
All right. So what's the big...
What's happening?
[laughs] What is this?
I'm making you dinner. Pizza.
I got the recipe off this lady from TV,
except you didn't have pepperoni, but you did have ham.
I hope that's okay.
How in the world did you do all this?
I'm a fast learner. Oh.
What's that?
Eggnog.
There's a whole show just about Christmas treats that I watched.
I have no idea what a nog actually is, but it tastes great.
Mmm!
This is very, um...
[giggles]
It's just... It's very weird.
Oh no. Did I not make the nog right?
No, your nog is... It's a fantastic nog.
But you're standing here in my kitchen,
you could barely function this morning, and you're making me drinks and dinner,
and, I mean, let's not even mention the snowman part.
When was the last time somebody made you dinner?
Isaac at the diner.
He makes me dinner almost every night.
I can't actually remember the last time I cooked for myself.
Can I ask you a question?
Of course. Yeah.
Okay, so, earlier today, I was checking the house for vampires.
Okay.
And I went downstairs...
What's cancer?
Jack, it's, um...
It's not a nice thing that happens to some people.
And that's what happened to Paul?
Yeah.
And it just happened so fast. You know?
Which I'm grateful for, because he didn't have to suffer, but...
Man, I just... You just think there's more time.
I'm sorry, Kathy.
And all that stuff down there, that's all his too?
It is. He, uh, did home repairs.
That must be why this house is so beautiful.
That's also why it's...
[laughs ruefully]
It's why it's falling apart since he's been gone, but...
You know, like everything else.
Well, hopefully this pizza doesn't fall apart,
'cause I worked really, really, really hard on it.
Do you mind putting it in the oven? 'Cause I turned on the oven earlier today,
and I do not like the oven.
[giggles]
Great. This looks fantastic.
Let me cut you a piece.
No, thanks. I tried a bite of my practice pizza earlier,
it made my mouth feel like it was melting. But I did do this.
Not sure how it's going to taste, but...
Cold pizza's delicious. I had a ton of it in college.
[both laughing awkwardly]
- [tropical music playing] - Wow.
[woman] Hawaii is a tropical paradise that offers an unforgettable vacation.
- [Jack] Isn't this so amazing? - [Kathy chuckles]
So, let's go.
- To Hawaii? - Yeah.
Okay. Here's the thing.
People who just met don't really go on vacation together.
Why not?
Well, because they just don't.
And it's really expensive, and...
I mean, you say you're a snowman, right? Hawaii?
It's, like, really warm. Super warm, even at Christmastime.
[Jack] Mm...
But I'm sure you're gonna get there someday, somehow.
You're a fast learner.
- Thanks, Kathy. - Sure.
Uh...
[awkward grunt]
- Sorry, I'm just not much of a hugger. - Oh.
Sorry. I... I didn't know.
No. Of course. You don't have to say sorry. [chuckles]
- Let me pick this up. I'll clean this up. - No, that's okay. I'll do it.
- Really? - Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks. Good night.
Night.
Uh, so, what should I do tomorrow?
[Kathy] Uh...
Just watch some TV and...
Honestly, do whatever you want, but stay in the house and lay low.
- Okay. - Right?
- Yeah. - All right. Thanks.
Night.
[whimsical music playing]
[man] In this video, we will show you step-by-step how to repair your own roof.
We'll be showing you how to replace and install the damaged plywood decking,
the asphalt shingles
- and the leaking attic vent. - [water dripping]
[upbeat music playing]
- [crashes] - Oh!
Jeez. Oh!
[dog barking in distance]
[exhales]
Ma'am!
Ma'am.
Ma'am, are you all right?
Oh, I think I'll be fine.
Well...
I mean, you're stuck in there pretty bad.
You want me to get behind you and push?
Huh?
Yeah.
Yes.
- [sexy music playing] - [exhales]
All right.
You ready for me?
I'm ready.
- Here I go. - Okay.
- Yeah. - How's that?
It's working.
Okay, great. [grunts] Good.
Oh, if the girls could see me now.
[Jack grunts and groans]
All right. Try driving now.
Okay. Yes.
There you go!
Whoo!
Okay.
- [Jack] Whoo! - Whoo!
- [both laugh] - Wow.
I am out of breath.
Oh yeah. Me too.
Well, I guess drive safe, and I'm going to get back to work.
- You're a friend of Kathy's? - I am. Yeah.
I'm just staying with her as long as she'll let me.
Wow. Lucky Kathy.
[Jack chuckles]
Listen, how are you with electricity?
Well, if it's on TV, I can learn it.
Oh. I have this new light that I need installed.
I live close by,
and you seem... very good with your hands.
If you could come by and hang it,
I'd be very grateful.
Oh, well, I'm not really supposed to leave the house.
I've known Kathy since she was born.
Anyone welcome in her home is welcome in mine.
Besides,
I'm an older lady who just had an accident.
You should see to it that I get home safe.
You don't seem that old.
[laughs]
Oh, you are definitely coming home with me.
Okay, sure. Let me just go put on a shirt.
Oh. Oh...
Gah, darn it.
[jazzy holiday music playing]
Oh, I should have taken my blood pressure medication this morning.
[women giggling and murmuring appreciatively]
Nice scarf, Jack.
Thanks.
Okay.
[grunts]
[all exclaiming and clapping]
Uh, okay, so anything else I can do for you ladies?
Well...
Actually, my son Brendon is principal at the middle school.
They just lost their maintenance staff,
and they could really use help with the Christmas dance.
That'd be great. But it would have to be tomorrow
because I have to get back to Kathy's and finish up there.
Oh.
She is lucky to have you.
Thanks. Actually, I feel like I'm the lucky one.
Oh, speaking of Kathy, would any of you be able to give me a ride to the diner?
[all clamoring]
- Yes. Great. - Absolutely.
No problem!
[big band holiday music playing]
[ladies whooping and laughing]
[ladies laughing]
Thanks so much.
Come on.
[horn honking]
[Kathy] I told you you needed to stay home.
Well, I was at home, most of the time.
But then Jane crashed her car,
and then she needed a light installed, and then they made egg salad... Oh, and...
Oh!
[ice rattling]
[slurping]
I...
Ah!
[panting]
It's kind of hot in here, right?
You think we could open a window? And could I get some more ice, please?
Thank you.
Listen, you cannot be running around like this.
There are people in town looking for you.
Like who?
Like the sheriff.
Oh.
Like that sheriff?
- Wha... - Hello, stranger.
You should speak up. He can't hear you through the glass.
Okay, um, follow me.
Okay.
Wait...
No, follow my lead.
- Okay. - Okay, just...
Everything I say is true, okay? Just pretend it's all true.
Hey, Nate.
Ed, how are you, boys?
Oh, doing well, Kathy. Yourself?
Good, Yeah, no, I'm totally fine.
It's true, she's fine.
Gonna introduce us to your friend?
Uh, my friends call me Jack.
Oh. Pleasure to meet you. I'm Ed.
I love that scarf.
Is that a seed stitch or a rib stitch?
- [Nate] Schatz. - Yeah.
Someone has shattered the peace I brought to this town.
[Kathy sighs]
Much like he shattered that poor store window.
- Here's your ice, Jack. - [Kathy] Thanks, Nicole.
You know, I gotta take Jack to that appointment, so...
maybe you could see if the boys want something to eat.
Got a nice meatloaf today.
[Ed] Oh. Sure, sign me up. Meatloaf sounds great. Thank you, Nicole.
Why is there no beverage for that ice, Jack?
Because I like to eat the ice, Sheriff.
[tense, intriguing music playing]
[crunching]
You seem sweaty.
Little hot in here for you?
Yes. [chuckles]
See? He gets it.
- I know, we are running so late. - [Nate] Nice meeting you, Jack.
- Oh, I didn't even get your full name-- - We're gonna see you both soon, I'm sure.
Always a pleasure. Truly, a true pleasure.
A pleasure.
[Ed chuckles] He seemed nice.
Do nice guys sweat through their shirts while questioned by the cops, Ed?
If they have a gland condition, yes.
[mysterious '70s funk plays]
[crunching]
[chuckles]
Ah! Feels so nice.
I don't think you realize how much trouble you're in.
Remember the guy I told you about? That is him.
You do not want to be on his bad side.
The stuff you did, streaking through the plaza, taking the clothes,
he wants to find the person who did that and put them in jail.
Oh.
But if I did all those things, maybe I should go to jail?
You can't handle jail.
You can't handle ten minutes in a lukewarm diner.
Wait, are you saying that I'd melt in there?
Listen, this is a very small town. Everyone knows everyone.
- [woman] Hi, Kathy. - Hi.
- You cannot... No, stop saying hi.
- I need you to lay low. - Okay, yeah, lay low. Got it, got it.
And tomorrow, when I say stay home, I mean it.
Oh, but I can't because I got a job doing maintenance at the middle school.
How did you...
I have so many questions.
And they don't matter.
You'll have to cancel.
- What? - [car door closes]
I can't do that. I promised.
- Who cares? - Well, I care. They need my help.
Well, they'll have to find someone else.
- Why are you so mad? - [Kathy sighs]
I'm just trying to help people. I'm trying to do what you do.
It's different.
Why? Why?
Because I am not wanted for breaking and entering.
Because I don't claim to be made of ice. A dozen reasons!
I'm sorry, Kathy.
I'm going to that school tomorrow.
[seatbelt clicks]
You know what? Fine. You can go melt in a jail cell.
What do I care? I've known you a day and a half.
[exhales sharply]
[downcast music playing]
[shivering exhale]
[quiet gasp]
[heartwarming music playing]
[step creaks]
Imagine all the stars in the sky.
[knocking at door]
The countless constellations.
- Come in. - [door opens]
[sighs]
You fixed the roof. Why?
Needed fixing.
And the step and the Christmas decorations?
Was just doing what I saw on TV.
Jack.
Thank you.
I don't know what's happening any more than you do, Kathy.
I could wake up tomorrow and be a puddle.
So...
I just want to make the most of the time that I have while I'm here.
[sighs]
Okay.
Okay...
Okay.
"Okay" okay?
"Okay" okay.
Okay!
- Okay, but there are some ground rules. - Okay.
I drop you off, I pick you up. You don't leave the school.
You don't tell anyone you're a snowman.
And you certainly don't tell anyone you're the guy the sheriff's looking for.
Lay low. Got it?
- [Jack gasps] Ooh-- - Uh...
[makes excited noises]
Got it.
[upbeat holiday music playing]
♪ Some of us are simple ♪
♪ Some of us are wild ♪
♪ We get a little crazy Guess it's just our style ♪
♪ When we come together ♪
♪ I know that we will shine ♪
♪ Some of us got... ♪
[Jack] Do you want to help us out? Kady, do you know Matthew?
Matthew, Kady. Kady, Matthew.
Okay, you guys work on that together, all right? Thank you.
It's looking so good.
Oh, hey.
♪ It's gonna be a good, good time ♪
♪ Time, time ♪
♪ Let's pull out the decorations Let's plug in the lights ♪
♪ Seein' these familiar faces Makes the world look bright ♪
♪ It's the most wonderful time of year ♪
♪ Now that we're here ♪
♪ Everybody bringing All of their joy and cheer ♪
♪ Now that we're here ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
[song ends]
[students chattering]
- [students laughing] - [Jack] All right! See you later, Emma.
Bye, Todd. Bye, Tina.
Hey, Doug, Daryl, no running until you get outside the door.
Then run all you want.
Bye! Bye!
Sure you don't want to say bye to her cousin or her cousin's cousins?
- I haven't met them yet. Are they nice? - What?
[Kathy laughs]
What? What's so funny?
This... It's just so ridiculous. What am I doing here?
You're picking me up from school.
No, I mean, what am I doing here?
I'm really asking the universe for clarification.
I mean, I should be at work, instead I'm hanging out with a guy
who thinks he's a snowman come to life,
and, you know, maybe I should run for the hills.
- But he's nice, he's good-looking-- - Wait!
I...
You think I'm good-looking?
Well, everyone does. I mean, the whole town loves you.
The whole town loves me? No, but they haven't known me that long,
and you said it takes a really long time to fall in love.
So if the whole town loves me,
and you're in town...
Stop! Stop right there.
Okay, sorry, I used the wrong word.
What... Look.
Do I think you're nice? Yes, of course.
Do I love seeing... like seeing you helping everyone out?
Absolutely. But the word "love" is just not in my vocabulary right now.
Why not?
Because. That's why.
Well, that's not a reason.
[car doors close]
[Kathy sighs]
You want a real reason?
Because my life is a mess right now.
I haven't been taking care of myself, my house, my personal life,
since Paul.
And everyone knows it.
Dottie and the staff, they've been on me about it for months.
Look, even if you were the person I loved... Which you're not, you're my tenant.
Just so we're clear.
...I am not convinced that I can really love someone right now, because...
I'm not convinced I have figured out how to love myself without Paul.
I know, I know it sounds really...
real bad when I say it like that out loud, but I just...
I haven't found my way forward yet.
[poignant music playing]
You know, I've got to think that
Paul saw the same amazing person that I see.
[Kathy sobs quietly]
And I've got to think that he wouldn't want this amazing person to think that
she is anything less than amazing.
[Kathy sighs]
[laughs]
I'm getting grief counseling from a snowman.
No. You're just talking to a friend.
Or a tenant, sorry.
No.
You were right the first time.
Use your knees, Theo.
[cheerful holiday music playing]
Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
The new glass is here!
Wait. Jack!
Come here.
Did you have something to do with that glass?
Yeah, so there's this site on the computer
where you can just order anything you want for people. It's great.
Okay. How did you pay for it?
They didn't ask, so it must have been some kind of giveaway or something.
I don't know, but it's a good thing, because that glass was not cheap.
Okay, here's the thing, my computer has my credit card information,
so when you use my computer...
Oh no.
- Yeah. - I owe you. I am sorry.
No, it's really okay. It's fine. Know what? You fixed the roof. We're even.
But that is the only thing you ordered, right?
Gotta go.
Wait! Remember...
No, I know, I know, I know. Lay low.
I did it.
I broke your window, and I stole your clothes,
and I was alone,
and I was naked.
[chuckles] I thought that you should know.
So, I'm sorry about the damage.
And I hope that the glass helps. I'll install that for you and everything.
- You brought us the glass? - [Jack] I did.
Well, sort of.
I didn't pay for it, but I helped.
Sort of. And I'll return the clothes tomorrow.
Keep them.
So you're not mad?
[Theo chuckles]
Nobody can be mad at Christmas.
You needed help, you did what you had to,
and now you're making it right.
You okay now?
I am. Kathy's taking care of me.
[Jack] Okay, now let's get up in there.
- Hi, Kathy. - Hey, Ed.
- Hi. - Hi.
Listen, I got a police artist to draw a sketch of the streaker
based on Mortimer's description.
Ethel couldn't describe him?
Oh, she could, but we needed a description of his face.
Uh, I feel compelled to point out the resemblance to your friend here.
Eh... I mean, come on, I don't... Do you not believe me, Ed?
I do, Kathy. I do. I do. Sure.
- But Nate, he's on a tear. You know him. - Sure.
The sheriff thinking that Jack had anything to do with this, right?
- [Kathy laughs] - Well, I mean, I... Yeah.
I... I feel like I have to say, Kathy,
if Jack did do it, you know, you can tell me that.
You know that's okay, right?
I appreciate that so much. How does a bowl of soup sound?
Let's see. Maybe, um...
[popping and percolating]
If it's thick, it might go...
[buoyant popping]
Would you like a bowl of soup, Ed?
Oh! I see what you're getting at. Sure.
Yeah. Nothing too creamy, I've got a lactose thing.
- Let's see what's on the menu. - Ooh! Got any chowders?
- Have a bowl of soup. - I'd arrest a baby for a good beef barley.
[Kathy breathes deeply]
[laughs]
['70s funk plays]
New glass looks good.
Don't worry. We'll find who broke in.
Because you can replace the glass,
but you can't replace the pain.
We did replace the pane. A whole new pane of glass here.
No, no. Pain.
Like P-A-I-N.
The pain.
Why would I want to replace pain?
It's a metaphor.
For what?
Maybe he means it's a pun.
No. It's not a pun. It's a metaphor. A metaphor...
I know what I meant. That's what's important.
You leave the metaphors around here to me, okay, Mel?
By the way, who did the installation?
Jack. Kathy's friend.
Now, why would he do that, I wonder?
Because he's nice.
Because some people listen to other people in need
and ask them what they want
instead of using unfortunate situations to advance their own personal agendas.
Or maybe he's got something to hide.
Boss.
Oh.
Or maybe...
he's got something to hide.
[sighs]
[Kady] Wow. Oh wow.
This looks so good.
Look at the icicles on the ceiling.
Yeah, that was my idea.
[tender music playing]
So, um, I was wondering if anyone has...
Are you going to the dance with somebody?
Oh, great. Wait, no, not great.
[giggles]
Would you maybe be interested in going with me?
I'd really like that, yeah.
[exhales] Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool.
So, wanna walk back to class?
[Kady] I've got to eventually.
Yeah, right, totally.
Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Hmm.
- What's all the yarn about? - It's a tangled web, Ed.
I need to see the bigger picture.
Just wish I had a photo of Jack. Just...
He's in this somehow, I know it.
Hey, guys, good to see you both.
Jack, hey, how you doing?
What? You shouldn't be back here. This is the inner sanctum.
Cool art project.
You just taking photos of everybody in town?
I am.
Would you like me to take your picture?
- I would love that. - [chuckles] Oh!
Where should I stand? Oh! Oh, oh. Right here.
That is perfect.
[shutter clicks]
- Thank you. - [Jack] Thank you.
So I actually came here to talk to you while Kathy was wrapping up at the diner.
- Do you have a minute? - Uh, yes, I do.
I sure do. Let's go. Yeah.
Got you right where we want you.
[laughs]
- [Ed] Did you say something? - [gasps] Nope. Nope.
- Who were you talking to? - Uh, just... Christmas.
[Jack] I need some advice.
I have a date.
Or I want to have a date with Kathy.
And I'm pretty sure I know how I want to ask her,
but here's the thing...
I've actually never been on a date before.
How have you never been on a date before?
You're like a 10, man.
A... 10?
Like in attractiveness. Out of 10, you'd be a 10.
Top marks. Way up there.
[embarrassed laugh] Thanks, Schatz. I mean, you are not so bad yourself.
Oh. [laughs]
Stop. Please.
I am not on your level, okay?
What? Are you kidding me?
With that smile,
and how you have your mustache, but it's like just the bottom half.
- Confident. - I worked on that.
- Yeah. Thank you. - And not to mention your uniform.
Oh, it is a pretty good uniform.
- Yes, it is. - Yeah, I helped pick it out.
- What? Seriously? - Yeah.
Oh yeah. These dark brown pocket lapels? That was me.
Those dark brown pocket lapels
are the perfect thing to accentuate your lower chest.
That's what I said. That's the exact thing I said.
[both laugh]
Any girl in town would be lucky to have you.
And that's why I need your help with Kathy.
Look, I'm no Don Juan or nothing, okay?
But if you're having fun
and you're paying attention to make sure she's having fun,
you'll be golden.
Okay.
And, um, what about, uh... kissing?
How do I know she wants to kiss me?
All right, look, it's been a minute for me too, okay?
I mean, kissing the ladies. But here's what happens, all right?
She's gonna... She's gonna lean in a bit, okay?
All right? She's gonna make a face.
- That's the face? - That's the face.
It's "I want to make out with you" face. Okay?
And then...
And then you'll know it when you see it. You'll know exactly when to make the move.
Okay. Yeah. I just... I just hope I'm good at it.
You're going to be good at it, okay? You're fine.
Okay. Oh, there was one more thing I was hoping you could show me.
Anything.
[sighs]
What in the name of God?
[Kathy] Jack?
I have the funniest story to tell you. Where are you?
- Hey. Hey, hey, hey. How was work? - You're not gonna believe what happened.
So Mrs. Johnson orders today's lunch special--
Okay, sorry for interrupting, but I have to ask you a question,
and I thought I knew how I was gonna ask it,
but I'm just too nervous, I'm just gonna say it.
Kathy, will you please go to the school's Christmas dance with me?
[laughs] Wait, what? You're-you're going to the dance?
Yeah. I'm a chaperone.
It's, like, my job.
Oh, that's so sweet. I...
- Jack, I... - Oh.
Of course. You're already going with someone else, huh?
I just haven't been asked to a school dance in a really long time
and I... I mean, I'm...
Kathy.
I have been trying to lay low like you wanted this whole time, but...
for once, I just want to stand tall.
With you.
Even if it's just for one night.
Please?
Yes.
Yes?
- Yes. - Yes!
- I will go. - You will?
Yeah. I mean, as crazy as going to a middle school Christmas dance sounds...
[giggles] It's a date.
- A date. It is a date. - Yes. [laughs]
- Okay, great. - But what are we gonna wear?
I mean, I probably have a dress, but what about you?
What do you think about going on a shopping trip?
["Oh, Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison playing]
♪ Pretty woman Walking down the street ♪
♪ Pretty woman The kind I'd like to meet ♪
♪ Pretty woman ♪
♪ I don't believe you You're not the truth ♪
♪ No one could look as good as you ♪
♪ Mercy ♪
♪ Pretty woman Won't you pardon me? ♪
♪ Pretty woman I couldn't help but see ♪
♪ Pretty woman ♪
♪ And you look lovely as can be ♪
♪ Are you lonely just like me? ♪
[Orbison growls]
♪ Pretty woman, stop a while ♪
♪ Pretty woman, talk a while ♪
♪ Pretty woman Give your smile to me ♪
♪ Pretty woman, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Pretty woman, look my way... ♪ - [song fades out]
[man on TV] Tying a bow tie can seem tricky at first.
But with some practice, you'll be able to master it.
- [footsteps approach] - Here's a step-by-step method.
- [Kathy exhales] - Step one...
You ready?
[romantic music playing]
Wow.
Thanks. It's just a dress.
It's probably warmer outside than it is in here.
- Mm, sorry, do you want me to... - Uh, yeah, thanks.
Of course.
Go.
Ready?
Uh, not quite. Remember you asked if there was anything else I bought online?
Yes.
There is another thing that I bought online.
[nervous laugh]
Jack.
I just figured it might be nice to commemorate our time together.
It's a snowflake, because I am a snowman.
I... I got that part.
- Yeah. - [chuckles]
I... It's...
Oh, uh... it was pretty expensive, so if you want me to return it, I--
Stop, I'm keeping it.
Really?
This is...
It's really beautiful, thank you.
- Do you mind helping me? - Yeah.
Oh, may I, uh, just...
- Here. - [Kathy laughs]
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Shall we?
We shall.
♪ Gold dust on the ground Night's half over now ♪
♪ Soft touch, open hands Love won't understand ♪
[gasps] Look at this. This is amazing.
It's beautiful.
Remind you of anyone you know?
[Kathy laughs]
Hey, Jack.
Brendan. Hey. Hey, Clare.
[all laughing]
Ready for tonight?
Uh, yeah, yeah, no, I'm-I'm-I'm ready.
Ready for what?
What? Oh, uh, nothing.
There's just a normal dance thing.
Hey, do you want some punch?
- Sure. - Okay, great.
Would you look at this place? I couldn't have pulled it off without him.
He's a godsend. And the kids love him.
I can see that.
[ice tinkling]
You've got punch on your face.
Oh, thanks.
- [Jack groans] - You okay?
Yeah, I'm just, uh...
I'm a little nervous 'cause I brought a date to the dance.
Nice. Which one is she?
She's right over there, the adult.
[Matthew] Nice.
Did you bring a date?
Yeah, she's over there.
Hey, are you gonna ask her to dance?
I would, but I don't know how to dance with somebody.
Oh, well, I just had my very fashionable mustached friend teach me, so,
why don't we go ask them together, and then I'll show you as we go.
- Yeah? Okay. - All right. Yeah.
[soft music playing]
[Kathy] I totally agree.
Kathy, would you like to dance?
I'd like that.
♪ The mountain just seems too high ♪
Yeah., yeah, yeah. Go. Yeah.
♪ Though you can climb and climb ♪
So are we supposed to talk when we dance, or...
You don't have to. We can just enjoy the moment.
You can hold me closer if you'd like.
Oh, I don't want to melt. You're giving off a lot of heat right now.
- Oh, am I? [laughs] - Yeah.
I don't want to put you in danger.
I think it's worth the risk.
♪ Oh, you gotta hold your head high ♪
♪ Keep your eyes fixed on the sky ♪
♪ I can feel it risin', risin' ♪
♪ In every heartbeat Every heartbeat ♪
♪ I can hear the spirit, spirit... ♪
[faster music starts playing]
- Thank you for the dance. - No, no, we're not done yet.
[Kathy laughs]
♪ Hey, what you think About getting together? ♪
♪ 'Cause it's kinda the season And it's kinda the weather ♪
Okay, okay, you guys ready? No? Yeah? Good to go? All right, we're gonna do it!
♪ Let the joy come through ♪
[Jack chuckles]
♪ Hey, my friends are oh so happy ♪
♪ No stress It's so relaxing ♪
♪ Magic is about to happen Lots of love and lots of laughin' ♪
- ♪ Are you here for a good time? ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ Decked out in the bright lights ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪
♪ Spreadin' joy and the good vibe ♪
[Jack grunts to the beat]
♪ Feelin' like a holiday, holiday ♪
[Jack] Oh!
♪ Feelin' like a holiday, holiday ♪
[Jack gasping]
♪ Need some time to celebrate, celebrate ♪
[Kathy] Oh no.
♪ Feelin' like a holiday, holiday ♪
Let's go outside and get some air.
Yeah, I think we'll get some air.
- Bye! Bye! Bye! - Let's go.
Bye, everybody. Let's go.
[Jack laughs]
There's the door right over here, okay?
♪ Light it up, light it up one time... ♪
[Jack laughing] Oh!
How much fun was that?
[Kathy giggles]
You need to be careful though. You were soaking wet.
No, I know, I just, I never had that much fun before.
I mean, dancing is so... great.
Just with the music and the lights and...
And you.
You look so beautiful.
No, I probably look very cold.
Well, here.
[romantic music playing]
Does that help?
It would, if you...
you know, had a normal body temperature.
- [shivers, laughs] - [laughs]
Do you want me to stop?
I didn't say that. [chuckles]
[mouthing] What?
Uh...
Let's... Let's get you inside.
[chuckles] Was it something I said?
Jack.
No.
No, I... I, um...
This has been the best night of my life.
But the truth is, I don't know how much more time that I have left.
And even though I want to fill every minute of it
with you,
I just...
I can't help but feel like I'm being selfish.
How so?
Because you know the pain of being left behind.
And the more I fall in love with you...
the more I know I could never hurt you like that.
[gentle music playing]
Sorry, I said "love."
It just slipped out. I...
It's okay.
You know, for someone who has no relationship experience,
you're one heck of a romantic.
I thought you weren't a hugger.
I'm making an exception.
Who are you?
['70s funk playing]
Some youthful prankster?
Or are you a deviant,
stimulated by the freezing cold on your naked flesh,
longing to see the faces of the elderly
horrified by your exposed nether regions?
Sorry. Merry Christmas.
Oh, you like that, don't you? You monster.
[ATM whirs]
Does that have a camera on it?
Does this bank machine have a camera on it?
[gasps]
I got you now, you son of a...
[ominous music plays]
[jazzy holiday music plays]
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
All right, ready for the eggnog.
Oh, can I please take it out there myself?
It's a steam bath out there.
I know, but I just really want to say hi to everyone.
All right. Fine. But just for a minute.
♪ Jingle all the way ♪
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
Everyone, if I could just say something really quickly.
Thanks.
I just want to say thank you so much for coming out,
because this has become my favorite tradition,
getting to see so many of you the night before Christmas.
You know, we have family and friends, co-workers.
[Nate] Criminals.
- [indistinct chatter] - [tense music playing]
We've all been wondering who committed the crimes.
Was he wearing sunglasses in the bathroom?
- How long you been in the bathroom? - He wanted to make an entrance.
- [people laughing] - Enough!
You guys,
I'm out there every day working for you.
Keeping you safe. And what do I get?
Never a "thank you."
Always... some giggles.
Hee-hee-hee-hee!
A patronizing remark.
Since I've been sheriff, we haven't had a single murder in Hope Springs.
We haven't had a murder in Hope Springs in 100 years.
You're welcome!
Our friend over here, Mr. New-in-Town,
went streaking two weeks ago.
- Oh, he was careful. - Streaking?
Dodged all the security cameras,
but forgot the ATM.
I got footage of you naked in the streets, amigo.
[all] Ooh!
You're under arrest.
- What? No! Come on, Nate. - [woman] No, Nate!
[Kathy] This doesn't have to be done right here, right now.
It's Christmas Eve.
- Crime doesn't take a holiday, Kathy. - [handcuffs clicking]
Neither do I.
[Kathy] No, come on!
This is ridiculous.
- [woman] Come on. - Come on, Nate.
[Jack] Hey, hey, hey, hey.
It's okay.
[poignant music playing]
Me saying sorry, it's not enough.
I broke the law and...
I have to accept the consequences.
Jack, don't do this. You don't have to do this.
I'll be fine, Kathy.
[people protesting]
He's different from us, Nate.
What do you mean, "different"?
He's a snowman that magically came to life.
[magical music playing]
Remember that muscular snowman from the snow sculpture festival?
I thought he looked familiar.
Explains why he's so comfortable without a shirt on.
So, you-you-you all...
You just...
You just buy that he's a snowman?
It's Christmas.
A man that sweet has just got to be magic, don't you think?
[emotional music playing]
Yeah.
Yeah. I think I do.
[people cheering and applauding]
[screeching noise]
It's kinda hot in here. You think maybe we could open a window?
- [Nate humming] - Please?
[Nate] Hmm?
[intriguing music playing]
No prints.
That could only mean one thing.
You burned them off.
Oh, no, I was born like this.
You've been well-trained, I give you that.
You almost slipped through the cracks too.
[chair clatters]
But you can't slip through my crack, amigo.
If we could just... just turn the temperature down.
Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
To keep your cool under pressure
so you don't blow your cover.
But here, in my house?
- We like it hot. - [door opens]
Nathan Aloysius Hunter, what are you doing?
You really gonna interrupt my finest interrogation work like that?
Let me know how much bail is
so we can get on with whatever you're trying to prove.
Two thousand dollars.
Two grand? Are you kidding me?
He's a sleeper agent.
- A what? - He's got no fingerprints, Kathy.
No name. No wallet.
- Come on. - No credit cards.
Know what? I'm gonna go to the restaurant, I'll see if I have two grand in the safe.
I'm going home. You can bail him out on the 26th.
But that's two days from now.
- He has extreme sensitivity to the heat. - [Jack groans]
He won't make it till the 26th.
[Nate] You knew all along he was the criminal.
Lucky I don't lock you up for obstruction of justice.
You're lucky I don't punch you in the face.
Be mad at me all you want, Kathy.
You let a damn spy into Hope Springs.
I'm getting the FBI down here ASAP.
[Kathy] Look at me. Hi.
Hell, they might even make a podcast out of this.
- Can we get some water, please? - There's a sink over there.
No, he needs ice water. He's sweating.
Sleeper agents are trained to regulate body functions.
[Kathy] He is not a spy!
He's dying.
Listen. I need you to hang in there, okay?
I'm going to go, but I'm coming right back. I promise.
Kathy, I don't think I thought this through.
But in case I don't make it...
No. No, you listen. You save your just-in-cases, okay?
I'll be right back.
Excuse me.
[beeping]
Come on.
What's going on?
Nate set the bail at two grand, and I...
- I don't have enough. - [door opens]
Hey. I just heard.
I figured I'd come in and check on you.
He's in really bad shape. He won't make it until the 26th. Please!
Does he have some kind of condition?
He's made of snow.
Is that a metaphor?
[Kathy] I saw him, okay?
And I just need you to help me get him out of there.
Okay. Yeah, come with me. Let's talk to Nate.
[Ed] What's this with the bail, Nate?
You're doing this on Christmas Eve?
He's got no past, no fingerprints. He's a dangerous individual.
You saw him in there. He is melting.
[Nate] Criminals sweat when they get caught.
It's called guilt.
Come on, Nate. This is all I got. Please.
[Ed] Come on, Nate.
Please.
[footsteps approaching]
[hopeful music plays]
What is this? A posse?
It's everyone in town, Nate,
hoping you decide to do the right thing.
I'm happy to let him go free tonight.
But my hands are tied.
I can't let a suspect free without bail.
- Come on. - [people protesting]
Okay.
All right, Nate. I can't believe I'm doing this.
I've got 80 bucks.
Really, Ed?
[groans]
- Pass it around. - There you go.
- [Kathy] Thank you. - [Ed] Yeah.
- Thank you so much. - [Ed] Keep it going.
Thanks, guys.
- [Kathy] Thank you. - Okay.
Thank you so much.
Here. Take this.
This is your town,
these are your constituents,
asking you to accept this.
Bail him out, Nate. Please.
Do you think we could let him out while you're counting?
You're making me lose count.
Great.
You're still, like, ten shy.
[all moan in disappointment]
Matthew, what are you doing here?
Helping, Dad.
This man did a bad thing. Why are you helping him?
Because he's my friend.
How is it so many people decided to waste Christmas
on a guy who just got here less than two weeks ago?
Because ever since he got here,
he's been working to make our lives better.
A man is defined by his actions.
Here's the opportunity for you to be defined by yours.
[thoughtful music playing]
[sighs]
Give everybody their money back.
I'll let him go.
[all cheering]
Attaboy, Nate.
Hey, kid, I gave your dad $200.
Oh, shut up, Morty. You gave him a buck.
[Kathy] Jack? Jack? Jack?
[Ed] Jack.
No, no, no, no. Jack. The snow. We've got to get him out to the snow.
- [Ed] Hang in there. - [Nate] Careful.
- [Ed] He's dripping bad. - [Nate] Just let us out.
[Kathy] Here. Get him here.
Here.
[woman] Oh, Jack.
Come on, you're a doctor. Do something.
Do what?
You can't defibrillate a snowman.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't believe it. I'm so sorry.
[moving music playing]
Jack.
Look... I know you didn't ask to come alive.
But I didn't ask you to make me care either.
I mean, it's crazy, it's been two weeks,
and I know I'm a rational person.
But I am...
I am falling in love with you.
I don't care how long it lasts, I don't care how fleeting it is.
I just want to make the most of it while you're here.
[music continues]
Kathy, he's gone.
Come.
Come on.
[people murmuring]
Let's go, honey, let Sheriff Hunter take care of this.
[magical tinkling music playing]
[Jack] Kathy?
[people gasping]
[joyful music swells]
Jack.
[women laughing and crying]
[people clapping]
[Kathy] I thought you were dead.
[people cheering]
[Jack] No. No, I'm not.
But I feel kinda...
[shivers] ...funny.
Did you just shiver?
I don't know what's going on.
It's like my skin's numb, but it also kind of hurts. Like I'm...
You're...
You're cold.
[Kathy laughs]
You're cold.
[woman gasps] It's magic.
He's cold.
- He's cold. - I'm cold.
Shut up, Mortimer.
[people clamoring]
I'm cold. You believe it?
Does this mean...
I... I don't know. I...
I think it means that... I'm real.
[all exclaiming and cheering]
["feelslikeimfallinginlove" by Coldplay plays]
♪ It feels like ♪
♪ I'm falling in love ♪
♪ Maybe for the first time ♪
[Kathy and Jack laugh]
♪ Baby, it's my mind you blow ♪
♪ It feels like ♪
♪ I'm falling in love ♪
♪ You're throwing me a lifeline ♪
♪ This is for a lifetime ♪
♪ I know ♪
[upbeat music playing]
[Kathy laughs]
Thank you.
I know just where to start. [chuckles]
[grunts, exhales]
Okay, try it now.
It worked.
[appliance whirs]
I did it.
[laughs] We did it!
Nice work.
[Kathy laughs]
Oh.
What?
[Kathy laughs]
Your turn.
Hawaii?
For both of us? Together?
Merry Christmas, Jack.
Merry Christmas, Kathy.
[heartwarming music plays]
You ready?
Ready.
[music fades out]
- We tell everybody a little story. - A little story about our town, yeah.
The town of Hope Springs. Yeah, I like that idea.
Let's do it.
♪ Crime doesn't pay Not in here, not today ♪
♪ Here in Hope Springs ♪
♪ Don't try and break the law It'll be your tragic flaw ♪
♪ Here in Hope Springs ♪
- [man] Final mark. - You're doing this on New Year's Eve?
- Not New Year's Eve. Christmas Eve. - Christmas.
What if it was New Year's? It'd be a whole different movie.
You're doing this on Christmas Eve?
[laughing]
You think I didn't plan that?
Otherwise, he'd know the strictness
with which I enforce the law on Hope Streams. Damn.
Almost had it.
- What happened to it? Hope Springs. - [crew laughing]
I'm so sorry. I messed up the lines real bad.
Can we take it from that line, Jer?
What is the line? Lori?
- Thank you, Lori. - [woman laughing]
[cracks up]
And he came to life?
Yes, and now...
[wheezing laugh]
Trust.
[laughs]
It was a gnat. I'm so sorry.
♪ If you want old clothes Go see Mel and Theo ♪
♪ Here in Hope Springs, yeah ♪
♪ And Ethel and Mortimer Got a dog full of fur ♪
♪ Here in Hope Springs ♪
Uh-huh. They sure do.
[still sustaining note]
Uh!
[crew laughing]
I don't know what's going on with you...
- [tires squealing] - Ay! [laughs]
Okay.
[mouth full] Nice meeting you, Jack. Oh, I didn't get your...
[coughs]
[all laughing]
Boss?
[screams]
[crew laughing]
Mm.
[all laughing]
[chuckling awkwardly]
[laughing]
I can't do it. I can't. I'm sorry.
That's a giggle. That was a giggle.
♪ We're gonna keep singing this song Until you all sing along ♪
Everybody!
♪ Here in Hope Springs ♪
- ♪ Here in Hope Springs ♪ - ♪ Here in Hope Springs ♪
♪ Here in Hope Springs ♪
- ♪ Here in Hope Springs ♪ - ♪ Here in Hope Springs ♪
[both] ♪ Here in Hope Springs ♪
[singing dies out]
Hope Springs.
I think we gotta go again, okay?
Ugh.
Jerry!
[man] Cut.
[soft music playing]
[soft '70s funk playing]
[music ends]
自古以來
聖誕節的童話故事 通常都包括雪人成眞的奇蹟
註定要將魔力帶給有緣人
但那些童話故事 沒有一個像接下來這個
《這個雪男不太冷》
今天希望泉又迎來一個美麗的早晨
我們要提醒大家別忘了帶著小孩
到市中心參加一年一度的雪雕比賽
終於要開始了
(今天打電話給維修工人!)
(歡迎光臨希望泉)
(年度雪雕比賽,希望泉的傳統)
早安
(凱西快餐店)
(充滿佳節氣氛,聖誕快樂)
艾薩克,早安
凱西,早安
今天會很忙,希望你喝過咖啡了
你的暖氣修好了嗎?
我知道,我今天就打電話給他
如果你結冰了就沒辦法過聖誕節
你負責煎培根 我的暖氣我自己費心就好
如果你凍死了...
- 誰要付我薪水? - 誰要付我薪水
嘿,很高興見到你,請進
早安
嘿,你媽媽好嗎?
請慢用
再來點咖啡好嗎?
我最喜歡的客人
凱西,早安
珍,早安
今天有巧克力片鬆餅嗎?
梅根小姐,早安
巧克力片鬆餅 通常要星期天早午餐才會有
但是如果你媽說可以,我就幫你做
好吧,我想我們可以破例一次
凱西小姐,謝謝你
不客氣,請坐
很棒的雪雕
凱西,早安
(歡迎光臨梅兒與提歐的舊物新生)
嗨
凱西,你怎麼會來?
我猜你們可能忙著雪雕比賽
沒空吃午餐
所以這是火雞肉三明治,沒加美乃滋
這個火雞肉三明治,美乃滋多到噁心
- 火雞肉! - 謝謝
凱西,你太了解我了
親愛的,你好嗎?
很好,對,眞的,快餐店讓我很忙
工作之外呢?
都還好
你知道我年輕時
我媽老是催我交男朋友
她以前都會說
“不冒受寒的風險就永遠找不到溫暖”
所以某一年的聖誕節我決定聽她的話
我圍上我最喜歡的圍巾到當地的酒吧
誰知道那天晚上就遇上我的夢中情人
親愛的,你把...
怎麼回事?
好,這條圍巾昨天才到
讓我想到認識提歐那天晚上
我看到這條圍巾那一刻 就知道它不是平白無故出現
然後你就來了
你眞貼心,但我眞的不需要圍巾
你不収下她不會讓你走,相信我
凱西,當你願意走出去 好事就會發生在你身上
謝謝
嘿,做得很好
看來你很努力做伏地挺身
知道嗎?
你留著用
(槲寄生冬裝讓你擁抱寒冷!)
如果十秒後這隻狗還不尿
我就拿牠去一換條金魚
哈囉!
嗨
那是什麼?
我不太確定
我們去看看
衣服!
(傑克)
我有手臂,我可以動我的手臂
我可以動我的嘴,我可以說話!
我喜歡講話
這...這太棒了!
但如果我變成這樣,你也有機會
不好意思
嗨
嗨,是你
看,你看結果變這樣,看我變成這樣
不好意思,變成什麼樣?
我本來是雪做的
現在我...不是雪做的
你相信嗎?
不,我眞的無法相信
你不冷嗎?你看起來很冷
不,我不冷
我感覺...很棒
我的快餐店在那邊
你要嫑... 你到店裡,我給你一點吃的
我從來沒吃過東西
那樣可以嗎?
太好了,我有吃的,走吧
好
- 那個人是誰? - 我不知道
我發現他沒穿外套站在外面
跟那些雪雕講話
而你帶他到店裡?
艾薩克,我不能就放著他不管
他很明顯精神錯亂了
應該報警嗎?
嫑,不能告訴杭特治安官 他碰上任何事都大驚小怪
他有次在電影院逮捕了一個人
為了什麼?
拆糖菓包裝紙時太大聲
違反噪音規定
這件事我們自己處理
要是他是危險人物呢?
你的朋友在吃菓凍
謝謝
我感覺不出來他是危險人物
這是怎麼回事?
闖空門,看起來像打破玻璃偷東西
- 偷走什麼? - 連身工作服,鞋套
鞋套還不是店裡賣的東西
是提歐的
嘿,梅兒,提歐
杭特,早安
我宣誓要保護和服務大家
昨晚我沒有說到做到
我非常抱歉
我會成立一個專案小組
我們會找到這個肇事者
不,用不著那麼麻煩,沒事啦
反正我也打算換一雙新鞋套
我的小鎮不容許有人打破玻璃
溫徹斯特的傑瑞 會從他的木材廠拿一塊大三夾板過來
這樣暖氣就不會散出去
杭特,你的家人好嗎?
要嫑到凱西的店吃早餐?我們請客
你們不能請我吃早餐
可能會影響我的調查
說不定是你們自導自演
我們幹麼自導自演?
詐領保險費
保險公司怎麼會在乎我的鞋套?
那不是...我不覺得是你們自導自演
希望不會,我們認識卅年了
我衹是...
交給我處理,好嗎?
有人必須付出代價
很棒的羊皮外套
跟他說鞋套不用還了
你...你叫什麼名字?
我不知道
好,是叫...傑克嗎?
就像衣服上寫的,傑克,是你嗎?
可能是
我喜歡那個名字 聽起來不是很酷嗎?
對,眞的很酷
傑克,很高興認識你
好,你記得的最後一件事是什麼?
你,昨天晚上
你盯著我看,替我圍上這條圍巾
我想就是因為那樣讓我活起來
然後你拿什麼東西在我臉上閃了一下
好,這是惡作劇嗎?
我懂,好,你做了一個像你的雪人
是嗎?
我有種奇怪的感覺
你怎麼知道我拍了照片?你跟蹤我?
- 這是玩笑的一部份嗎? - 我覺得發燙
很燙嗎?
不,是很冷
好,你可能失溫了
- 我們走 - 我們走
- 站起來,我們走 - 走去哪裡?
到對街 那邊有個醫生,她會知道該怎麼做
好
犯罪不受懲罰 哦,這裡不行,今天不能作罷
這就是希望泉,別想
不好意思,麻煩你大聲點好嗎?
- 大聲一點 - 把保釋金準備好
因為我們要帶你去坐牢 這就是希望泉
不,我們...
好
老大!
- 你喜歡? - 愛死了
- 昨晚又有人犯案 - 又有人犯案?
裸奔
一個男的凌晨一點在廣場裸奔
老莫跟他太太 艾索簡寧斯遛狗時看到的
長什麼樣?
很小隻、蓬鬆、尖尖的小鼻子
艾德,我是說裸奔那個人
老莫沒戴眼鏡,看不清楚
艾索怎麼說?
不,她不願意說
衹是堅持說他在做公共服務
艾德,大家形容我時 第一個會想到的什麼?
惱人?渴望權力?
多疑?小題大作?
嚴格執法
大家尊重嚴格執法
幾個月來,我們處理最多的案件 不過就是開停車罰單
現在
離我再度被任命為治安官衹剩六星期
卻碰上連續犯罪?
是巧合還是陰謀?
奈特,你是什麼意思?
我覺得市長的車被我拖弔之後 他就對我心懷怨恨
哪一次?
第三次
他送禮到兒童醫院那一次?
不能因為做慈善就把車停在裝卸貨區
我不覺得市長會裸奔,他髖骨不太好
一個人的言行決定他的為人,艾德
現在該是採取行動的時候
把這個傢夥繩之以法
好,是什麼...
你的朋友是誰?
他是傑克,我今天早上認識他
我發現他時,他正在跟那些雪雕說話
對,我不知道他在外頭多久了
- 嗨,傑克 - 嗨
- 你覺得怎麼樣? - 還好
你...很冷
他說昨晚之前的事他全部不記得
不妙
我之前是雪人
絕對不妙
含著,一下就好
味道很怪
嫑吃,含著就好
怪了
- 怎麼了? - 溫度計有問題
說不定該換新電池,我不知道
沒關係
兩個溫度計都顯示他的體溫是零下
他渾身冰冷,看起來卻像在流汗
也許他正在融化
我開玩笑的,你不會當眞吧
恕我們失陪一下
所以他說這個就是他?
他就活了起來?
對,那個雪人不見了
也許他說的是眞的
當然,對啊,那我就是阿多維亞女王
拜託,多蒂,你是醫生,你覺得呢?
聽著,關於聖誕節的一切 聖誕老人、精靈、會飛的馴鹿
受過科學訓練的我 知道那些都不應該存在
但是如果那些存在 這個世界不是會更好一點嗎?
我眞是輸給你了
最簡單的解釋是什麼?
他是嚴重喪失記憶、四處漂泊的人
那雪人失蹤怎麼解釋?
他破壞了,然後偷了圍巾
還有這張照片呢?
巧合
他低於人類的體溫?
體溫計公司生產出整批瑕疵品
或是...
他眞的是雪人
那有多酷啊?
不論如何 我們不能讓他一個人在街上遊蕩
外面很冷 他需要幫忙,你能想辦法嗎?
傑克,看著我
傑克,你暫時到我家住好嗎? 我可以照顧你
我是專業醫療人士
我想跟凱西住
什麼?不,絕對不行
凱西無法照顧你 她連自己都照顧不好了
- 不是說你壞話 - 沒關係
但是我信任她
拜託,你怎麼可能信任我?
因為你替我圍上圍巾
我很肯定因為那樣我才能保住小命
所以嚴格來說,我認識你一輩子了
對
你難道不想要 睡起來很舒服的醫院病床嗎?
他幹嘛那樣看我?
好吧
謝謝你,我愛你
- 你才不愛 - 我愛,我愛你
不,你不愛
我愛,我愛你
好,我家到了
你可以睡客房
冰箱裡有吃的
你可以看電視
來
這是什麼?
是...
你眞的...這樣好了,坐下來吧
對,你可以坐那邊
來,好
可以叫她放我出去嗎?
小姐,我們也想這麼做
但我們要先搞清楚你的身份
什麼我的身份?
我知道我是誰
眞好笑,那個女的 看起來像我的高中同學
我叫...
...大膽原創的口味,你要...
好,所以這是遙控器
那是開關電源
如果想轉臺,按這個按鈕就好
調整音量是這個
那是暫停和倒帶,還有...
這就是你的工作
烹飪
你是說...對,我...
對,我以前是
我先生和我開那家快餐店時 我以前都在廚房幫主廚的忙
我甚至還寫過食譜
有一道焗烤甜薯 每年聖誕前夕我們都會出那道菜
大家都很愛吃
對,那個食譜就是我想的
我想到快餐店上班 我想跟你一樣幫助別人
好,但是今天不行,你要待在這裡
我不知道我們要做什麼 但等我回來再說
- 好 - 好
我...能跟你在這裡我好興奮
我愛這個屋子
而且我愛你
你不愛我
我愛,我愛你
不,你不愛
當你說你愛一間屋子或愛喝湯 那些是東西,那樣說無所謂
但當你說愛一個人時 就不衹是那麼單純
你不能隨便告訴別人說你愛他們
因為那樣的愛就不特別了
何況愛也不是那樣,不能說愛就愛
需要很長一段時間 才能了解愛是怎麼回事
不好意思
沒關係
衹要看電視跟...
知道嗎?你能從電視上學到很多東西
我可以說一件事嗎?
什麼事?
這裡很熱
用這個可以調整那個嗎?
來,我就...
好,我要走了,拜託嫑洗劫我家
謝謝你
凱西?
我還是不懂怎麼會這樣,但是...
我很高興發現我的人是你
謝謝你
不客氣
嘿,多蒂,你點了茶?
對
我要你一五一十都告訴我
他在我家,他在看電視
午餐時我要到梅兒和提歐的店
幫他買些新衣服
- 女士們,早安 - 嘿,奈特,要嫑咖啡?
不好意思,凱西,這是警察辦案
昨晚我們接到報案 說有一個陌生人四處遊蕩
在可憐的艾索簡寧斯面前裸奔
闖進舊物新生的店,還偷了幾件衣服
不管是誰,一定是外地人
不然他就會知道
我在希望泉嚴格執法
不容許任何人亂來
奈特,我們知道,你一點都不亂來
一點都沒錯
好,兩位如果看到陌生人 要做對的事情
就是立刻通知我辦公室
你認為這個罪犯是危險人物嗎?
沒什麼比無視法律與秩序的人更危險
別擔心,他沒有傷害任何人也沒拿錢
可能衹是為了在朋友面前表現 就裸奔一、兩公里
我是說我們都做過這種蠢事,對吧?
當然啦
沙茲!
我要走了
歡迎収看,我要教大家
怎麼做非常適合佳節 簡單、滑順又好喝的蛋酒
現在把辣味香腸以圓形方式排列
直接排到...
(安排手術,立刻開始化療)
嗨,我回來了
有人嗎?
傑克?
你偷了我的電視嗎?
傑克?
你在嗎?
你嚇我一大跳
- 害我差點心臟病發作 - 對不起
你沒事吧?
- 抱歉,我不是故意那麼大聲 - 不好意思
好
袋子裡面是什麼?
我到梅兒和提歐的店 幫你買了幾件衣服
我想你需要幾件衣服
但是你要試穿,我不知道你的尺碼
而且還有不同的...
不,不是現在,不是...
不能在別人面前換衣服 要等到沒有人時才可以
知道了
太好了
跟我到廚房,我有東西給你看
好,我有一個問題
傑克,第一天晚上你有穿衣服嗎?
當然有,我有你給我的圍巾
對,但是連身工作服和靴子,是你...
你偷來的嗎?
好,你有...
你有在老莫面前裸奔嗎?
裸奔?
對,就是沒穿褲子跑來跑去?
有
你有?太好了,好,不可以那樣
對,好,治安官今天來找我
你偷的衣服,他...
他在找你
沒問題,我把衣服拿回去還就好
我相信他會很感激,但是那不是重點
對他來說不是 不能讓他知道有你這個人
別讓他知道?
對,我要你保持低調
- 現在? - 對
衹要保持低...
不是
我的意思是說嫑吸引別人的註意
“低調”就是那個意思
好嗎?如果他不知道你是誰
他不知道你在哪裡
那你就沒事了
好
你生我的氣嗎?
沒有,我衹是...衹是把話說清楚
好,到廚房?
- 好 - 好
我先把這個放你房間
好
好,有什麼大...
怎麼回事?
這是什麼?
我在幫你做晚餐,披薩
我跟電視上一個女士學的
衹是你沒有辣火腿,但是你有火腿
希望你可以接受
你怎麼辦到的?
我學很快
那是什麼?
蛋酒
我看了一個節目 都在介紹聖誕節的應景食物
我不知道蛋酒是什麼,但是很好喝
眞的...
衹是...這樣好奇怪
糟糕,我的蛋酒味道不對嗎?
不,你的蛋酒...非常好喝
衹是你站在我的廚房
今天早上你幾乎什麼都不懂 現在卻替我弄喝的還做晚餐
就別提雪人的部份
上次有人替你做晚餐 是什麼時候的事?
快餐店的艾薩克
他幾乎每天晚上都替我做晚餐
我不記得 我上一次自己下廚是什麼時候
我可以問你一個問題嗎?
當然啦
好,稍早我檢查家裡有沒有吸血鬼
好
我到樓下去...
什麼是癌癥?
傑克,癌癥是...
不好的東西,有些人會碰上
保羅就碰上了?
對
而且來得很快,你知道?
我很感恩 因為他用不著受苦,但是...
我衹是...你以為還會有時間
凱西,我很遺憾
樓下那些都是他的東西?
對
他修繕房屋
一定是因為這樣 這個房子才這麼漂亮
那也是為什麼...
從他走後東西沒人修 房子都不像樣了,但是...
就像每件事情一樣
希望這個披薩會有披薩的樣子
因為我眞的花了很多精力
麻煩你放進烤箱好嗎?
因為我稍早打開烤箱開關
我不喜歡烤箱
(很燙)
太好了,看起來很好吃
我幫你切一片
不用,謝謝,我稍早試做時吃了一口
感覺嘴巴都要融化了 但是我想到一個辦法
不知道味道怎麼樣
冷披薩很好吃,大學時代吃了很多
夏威夷是熱帶天堂 帶給您難忘的假期
是不是很棒?
我們一起去吧
- 到夏威夷? - 對
好,有件事你要知道
剛認識的人不會一起去度假
為什麼不會?
因為就是不會
而且很貴,何況...
你說你是雪人,對吧?夏威夷?
天氣很暖和 超級暖和,連聖誕節都是
但我相信你有一天會想辦法去夏威夷
你學得很快
- 謝了,凱西 - 當然
不好意思,我不喜歡擁抱
不好意思,我不知道
不,沒關係,你用不著道歉
- 這個給我,我來洗 - 不,沒關係,我來就好
- 眞的? - 對
謝了,晚安
晚安
好,那我明天要做什麼?
就看電視,然後...
做什麼都好,但是待在家裡保持低調
- 好 - 好嗎?
- 好 - 好,謝謝
晚安
這個影片中,我們要 一步一步告訴大家怎麼修補屋頂
我們會教大家怎麼汰換破損的三夾板
瀝青瓦片還有漏水的閣樓通風口
老天
女士!
女士
女士,你沒事吧?
我想我不會有事
那...
你的車卡住了
要嫑我到後面幫你推?
好
準備好了嗎?
好了
- 我要來囉 - 來吧
- 好 - 怎麼樣?
快了
好,太好了,很好
如果姊妹淘現在能看到我就好了
好,再試試看
好,對
好了!
好耶
我喘不過氣了
眞的,我也是
好,小心開車,我要回去忙了
- 你是凱西的朋友? - 對啊
我暫時跟她住,就看她要讓我住多久
幸運的凱西
聽著,你對電路了解多少?
電視上有,我可以學
我有個新的燈要找人安裝
我就住附近
你似乎手很巧
如果你可以過來幫我安裝
我會很感激
我其實不應該出門
凱西出生起我就認識她
她的客人就是我的客人
何況
我是老女人,才剛出車禍
你應該確保我安全到家才對
你看起來沒那麼老
你一定得跟我回家
好,我去穿件襯衫
可惡
早知道我今天早上就會吃高血壓的藥
傑克,那條圍巾很好看
謝謝
好
好了,女士們 還有什麼需要我幫忙嗎?
這個嘛
我兒子布蘭登是中學的校長
他們的維修工剛離職
需要有人幫忙佈置聖誕舞會
太好了,但要等明天
因為我要回凱西的家,把事情做完
她運氣眞好有你這個朋友
謝謝,其實運氣好的人是我
說到凱西 你們誰可以載我到她的快餐店?
- 好,太好了 - 當然可以
沒問題!
非常謝謝你們
拜託
- 我說過你不能出門 - 我本來待在家,大部份時間都是
然後珍開車出了意外
然後她需要有人安裝一個燈 然後她們做了雞蛋沙拉,然後...
我...
這裡有點熱,對吧?
可以打開一扇窗戶嗎? 麻煩給我一些冰塊好嗎?
謝謝
聽著,你不能像這樣到處跑
鎮上有人在找你
誰?
治安官
那個治安官?
嗨,陌生人
你要大聲點,隔著玻璃他聽不到
好,來吧
不是啦,是照我的話做
好,衹要...
我說的一切都是眞的,好嗎? 假裝我說的都是眞的
嘿,奈特
兩位好嗎?
很好,凱西,你呢?
很好,我沒事
是眞的,她沒事
要跟我們介紹你朋友嗎?
我的朋友叫我傑克
幸會,我是艾德
我喜歡那條圍巾
是桂花針織法還是羅紋針?
- 沙茲 - 好
有人打破了我帶給這個小鎮的平靜
就像他把那個可憐店家的玻璃窗敲碎
- 傑克,你要的冰塊 - 謝謝你,妮可
好,我要帶傑克去看醫生,所以...
也許你們可以看看他們兩位想吃什麼
今天的烘肉餅很好吃
好啊,來一份 烘肉餅聽起來很棒,妮可,謝謝你
傑克,為什麼你沒有飲料衹有冰塊?
因為我喜歡吃冰,治安官
你好像在流汗
裡頭有點熱?
對,看吧?他知道
我知道,我們遲到了
傑克,幸會
- 對了,我還不知道你的全名 - 我們很快會再見到兩位
一向很高興見到兩位,眞的
很高興
他看起來人很好
艾德,好人被警察問話時 會流汗流到襯衫都濕了嗎?
如果汗腺有問題就會
感覺眞好
你不知道你惹上多大的麻煩
記得我跟你提過那個人?就是他
你最好別惹到他
你做過的那些事 在廣場裸奔、拿別人的衣服
他想揪出幹那些事的人 然後把他關進牢裡
但是如果我做了那些事 也許我該去坐牢?
你受不了牢房
連不太熱的快餐店 你都坐不了十分鐘
你是說我在牢裡會融化?
聽著,這是個很小的小鎮 大家彼此認識,嗨
- 嗨 - 你不可以...不,嫑再打招呼
- 我要你保持低調 - 好,對,保持低調,知道了
我說明天叫你待在家,我是說眞的
但我沒辦法,因為我找到一份工作 我要到中學當維修工人
你怎麼會...
我有好多問題
問了也沒用
你必須取消
什麼?
不行啦,我答應他們了
- 誰在乎? - 我在乎,他們需要我幫忙
那他們就要另外找人
你幹麼這麼生氣?
我衹是想幫助別人,我想跟你一樣
我們情況不一樣
為什麼?
因為我沒有闖空門 成為警方追捕的對像
因為我沒有說我是冰做的 我有一堆理由!
凱西,對不起
我明天要去那所中學幫忙
好,隨便,你就在牢裡融化吧
關我什麼事?我才認識你一天半
想像天空中的繁星
- 組成不計其數的星座 - 請進
你把屋頂修好了,為什麼?
因為需要修補
還有樓梯跟聖誕裝飾?
衹是照著我在電視看到的做
傑克
謝謝你
凱西,我跟你一樣不知道是怎麼回事
我可能明天醒來就變成一灘水
所以...
我衹想把握我還在的每分每秒
可以
可以...
可以去?
可以去
好!
- 好,但你要遵守幾個規定 - 好
我送你去,我去接你 你不能擅自離開學校
你不能告訴任何人你是雪人
還有你絕對不能告訴別人 你就是治安官要找的那個人
保持低調,懂嗎?
懂
你要過來幫我們嗎? 卡蒂,你認識馬修嗎?
馬修,卡蒂,卡蒂,馬修
好,這個交給你們兩個,謝謝
看起來好棒
哦,嘿
好!艾瑪,再見
陶德,再見,掰,蒂娜
道格,達爾,出去之後再用跑的
出去之後要怎麼跑都可以
掰!
不跟她表哥 或她表哥的表哥說再見嗎?
- 我還沒見過他們,他們是好人嗎? - 什麼?
怎麼啦?有什麼好笑?
實在太荒唐了,我在這裡做什麼?
你到學校來接我
不,我是說我在幹嘛?
我其實是問上蒼
我應該在店裡做生意 卻把時間消磨在一個
自以為變成眞人的雪人身上
也許我應該跑得遠遠的才對
- 但是他人很好,又長得帥... - 等下!
我...
你覺得我很帥?
大家都這麼覺得 整個小鎮的人都愛你
整個小鎮的人都愛我? 他們才認識我沒多久
你說要花很長時間才會愛上別人
所以如果整個小鎮的人都愛我
而你住在這個小鎮...
嫑說了!嫑再說了
好,對不起,我用錯字眼了
什麼...聽著
我認為你是個好人嗎?對,當然
我喜歡看到...看到你幫助大家嗎?
當然,但是“愛”這個字 現在不是我的常用字彙
為什麼不是?
沒有為什麼
那不是理由
你想聽眞正的理由?
因為我的生活現在很亂
從保羅走了之後 我就忽略我的房子、我的私生活
沒有好好照顧自己
大家都知道
多蒂和店裡的員工已經唸了我幾個月
就算你是我愛上的人
你不是,你是我的房客
我們把話說清楚
我不相信我現在有能力 眞心愛上一個人,因為...
我不相信我知道 沒有保羅該怎麼愛我自己
我知道這樣說聽起來很糟糕 但是我衹是...
我還不知道該怎麼往前走
我不得不這麼想
保羅跟我看到的 是同一個人,一個很棒的人
我眞的覺得他不希望這個很棒的人
以為自己沒那麼好
一個雪人正在撫慰我的哀傷
不,你衹是在跟一個朋友聊天
不好意思,是房客
不是
你第一次就說對了
提歐,用膝蓋
停車!
新玻璃送來了!
等下,傑克!
過來
你跟那塊玻璃有什麼關係嗎?
對,電腦上有個網站
你想替別人買什麼都可以,很棒
好,你怎麼付錢?
他們沒問,所以一定是贈品之類的
我不知道,但那是好事 因為那塊玻璃並不便宜
好,我的電腦有我的信用卡資料
所以當你用我的電腦...
不會吧
- 對 - 我欠你,不好意思
不,眞的沒關係 你把屋頂修好了,我們扯平了
但是你衹買那塊玻璃,對吧?
我要走了
等下!記住要...
不,我知道,保持低調
是我
我打破你們店的玻璃 我偷了你們的衣服
而且我當時一個人
我沒穿衣服
我想應該讓你們知道
所以我很抱歉造成你們的損失
希望那塊玻璃能補償損失 我會替你們裝好
- 你買那塊玻璃給我們? - 對
算是啦
錢不是我付的,但我有幫忙
算是啦,還有我明天會把衣服拿來還
不用還了
所以你們不生氣?
沒有人會在聖誕節生氣
你需要幫忙,你做你當時該做的
現在你彌補你的過錯
你現在沒事了?
對,凱西在照顧我
好,來裝上去吧
- 嘿,凱西 - 嘿,艾德
- 嗨 - 嗨
我找來替警方畫素描的人 根據老莫的描述
畫出那個裸奔的人
艾索沒辦法形容他嗎?
她可以,但我們需要他臉孔的描述
我覺得有必要指出 這個嫌犯很像你的朋友
拜託,我不...艾德,你不相信我嗎?
我相信你,凱西,當然相信
但是奈特氣急敗壞,你知道他這個人
治安官認為傑克跟這個有關,對吧?
對啊
凱西,我覺得我必須說
如果是傑克幹的,你可以告訴我
你知道沒關係,對吧?
謝謝你,來碗熱湯聽起來怎麼樣?
熱湯聽起來怎麼樣?可能是這樣...
如果是濃湯,可能是這樣...
艾德,你要嫑來碗熱湯?
我知道你的意思了
好,嫑太濃,我有乳糖不耐癥
- 我看看菜單上有什麼湯 - 有巧達濃湯嗎?
- 去喝碗熱湯 - 有大麥牛肉湯,要我抓嬰兒都行
新的玻璃看起來很不錯
別擔心 我們會找到那個闖空門的傢夥
因為玻璃碎了可以修補
但是心可不能碎
這片是新的,沒有碎,完整如初
不,是心
心碎的心
心碎
我怎麼會心碎?
這是比喻
為了什麼?
也許他是說雙關語
不,不是雙關語,是比喻,比喻是...
我知道我想說什麼,那才重要
比喻的事就交給我,好嗎?好,梅兒
順帶問你,玻璃是誰幫你裝的?
是傑克,凱西的朋友
好,他為什麼要幫你?
因為他人很好
因為有些人傾聽別人的需要
而且問他們想要什麼
而不是利用別人的不幸 滿足個人的私利
或許是他有不可告人的事
老大
也或許是...
他想隱瞞什麼
這裡看起來好美
看看天花板上的冰柱
對,是我想出來的
好,我在想有沒有人...
你要跟誰去參加舞會嗎?
太好了,等下,不,不好
那你想不想跟我一起參加舞會呢?
我很樂意,好
酷
好,要嫑走回教室?
最後總是要回去
對,好,沒錯
酷
- 拉線要做什麼? - 艾德,這個案情很複雜
我需要看到全貌
要是我有傑克的照片就好了,這...
他某種程度上跟這件事有關,我知道
嘿,很高興見到兩位
傑克,你好嗎?
什麼?你不該進來,這是我們的聖殿
很酷的美術作品
你拍了鎮上每個人的照片?
對啊
要嫑我幫你拍一張?
很樂意
我要站哪裡?就這裡
太好了
- 謝謝你 - 謝謝你
我趁凱西在快餐店 把工作収尾的時候來找你
你有空嗎?
當然有,走吧,好
就站在我們要關你的地方
- 你有說什麼? - 沒有
- 那你在跟誰講話? - 衹是...聖誕節嘛
我需要你的建議
我要去赴約 或是該說我想約凱西出去
我知道要怎麼開口問她
但問題是...
我從來沒約過別人
你怎麼會從來沒約過別人?
老天,你有十分
十分?
你的吸引力 如果總分是十分,你就是十分
滿分,無人能及
謝了,沙茲,你也不差
少來,拜託,我跟你不能比,好嗎?
什麼?你開什麼玩笑?
光你那個笑容
還有你的鬍子,光是這下半部
就充滿自信
- 好,謝謝你 - 更別提你的制服
很不錯的制服
- 對啊 - 我幫忙選的
- 什麼?眞的? - 對
對,這個深棕色的 口袋蓋就是我想出來的
那個深棕色的口袋蓋
完美凸顯你的下胸部
我也這樣說,跟我說的一模一樣
鎮上的女生有幸才能跟你交往
所以約凱西的事我才需要你幫忙
聽著,我不是什麼情聖,好嗎?
但是如果你很開心
把焦點放在她身上,確保她也很盡興
那就沒問題了
好
那接吻呢?
我怎麼知道她想吻我?
好,聽著 我也有一小段時間沒練習了,好嗎?
我是說跟女生接吻 但是接吻是這樣,好嗎?
她會稍微往前傾,好嗎?
好嗎?她會做一個表情
- 就那個表情? - 就這個表情
就是“我想親熱”的表情,好嗎?
然後...
你就會知道 你就會知道什麼時候該採取行動
好,我衹是...我衹希望我是高手
你會是高手,好嗎?你沒問題啦
好,還有一件事我希望你可以教我
儘管說吧
怎麼回事啊?
傑克?
我有一件 超好笑的事跟你說,你在哪?
- 嘿,快餐店怎麼樣? - 你不會相信發生什麼事
強森太太點了今天的中午特餐...
不好意思打斷你 但我要問你一個問題
我本來以為我知道我要怎麼問
但是我太緊張,我就直接說好了
凱西,請你跟我 去參加學校的聖誕舞會好嗎?
等下,什麼?你要去參加舞會?
對,我是隨行伴護
是我的工作
你眞好,我...
傑克,我...
當然啦,你已經答應別人了,對吧?
很久沒有人邀請我參加學校舞會
我是說,我...
凱西
這段時間我一直試著 照你說的保持低調
但是...就這一次,我想讓大家看見
我跟你在一起
就算衹有一個晚上
拜託?
好
好?
- 好 - 好耶!
- 我答應 - 你答應?
對,雖然參加中學舞會聽起來很誇張
就這樣約定了
- 約定,就這樣約定 - 對
- 太好了 - 但是我們要穿什麼去參加?
我應該有件洋裝可以穿,那你呢?
我們去買衣服怎麼樣?
打領結一開始會覺得有點難
但是衹要多練習就會熟能生巧
我們一步一步來,首先...
你準備好了嗎?
謝了,不過是件洋裝
外頭說不定比裡面暖和
- 不好意思,要我幫... - 好,謝謝你
不客氣
好了
準備要走了嗎?
還沒,記得你問我 還上網買了什麼嗎?
記得
我還買了一樣東西
傑克
我衹是覺得 應該紀念我們共處的這一段時光
這是雪花,因為我是雪人
我懂你的用心
對
我...這...
這個蠻貴的 所以如果你要我拿去退,我...
嫑說了,我留著
眞的?
這...
眞的很美,謝謝你
- 幫我戴上好嗎? - 好
讓我來...
這個
謝謝你
不客氣
要嫑走了?
好
看看這裡,好棒哦,眞漂亮
有沒有讓你想起誰?
嘿,傑克
布蘭登,嘿,嗨,克萊兒
今晚的事準備好了?
對,不,我準備好了
準備做什麼?
什麼?沒什麼
衹是跟平常一樣跳舞
你要嫑喝杯飲料?
- 好啊 - 太好了
看看這裡?沒有他我辦不到
他簡直是及時雨 而且孩子們都喜歡他
我看得出來
你臉上沾到飲料
謝了
你沒事吧?
對,我衹是...
我有點緊張 因為我帶了一個舞伴來參加舞會
好耶,哪一個?
她就在那邊,那個大人
好耶
你有帶舞伴嗎?
有,她在那邊
嘿,你要請她跳舞嗎?
我想,但我不知道該怎麼跟別人跳舞
我之前請一個留小鬍子 又很時髦的朋友教我幾個舞步
我們一起過去請她們跳舞 我邊跳邊示範怎麼樣
- 好嗎?好 - 好,可以
我完全同意
凱西,要嫑跳舞?
好啊
好,跳吧
我們應該邊跳舞邊講話嗎?
用不著,我們衹要盡興就好
如果你要,可以讓我更靠近你一點
我不想融化,你現在散發很多熱氣
- 我有嗎? - 有
我不想害你
我想値得冒險一試
- 謝謝你請我跳舞 - 不,我們還沒跳完
好,大家準備好了嗎?還沒?好了? 可以開始了?好,我們來吧!
糟了
我們出去透透氣
我想我們要出去透透氣
- 掰! - 我們走
大夥兒,掰,我們走
這裡就有一扇門,好嗎?
怎麼那麼好玩啊?
你要小心,你全身溼透了
不,我知道 我衹是從來沒玩得這麼開心過
我是說跳舞...眞的很棒
跟著音樂、燈光還有...
還有你
你看起來好美
不,我看起來可能很冷
來
那樣有用嗎?
應該有,如果你有正常體溫的話
要我停下來嗎?
我沒說要你停下來
怎麼啦?
我們進去吧
是我說錯什麼嗎?
傑克
不是
不,我...
這是我這輩子最美好的一個晚上
但事實是,我不知道我還剩多少時間
就算我希望每一分鐘都可以...
跟你在一起
我衹是...
我忍不住覺得這樣做很自私
怎麼會?
因為你知道衹剩自己孤單一人的痛苦
我愛你越多
越清楚我不能像那樣傷害你
抱歉,我說了“愛”這個字
就這樣脫口而出,我...
沒關係
你知道,對一個沒有戀愛經驗的人
你還眞浪漫
我以為你不喜歡擁抱
我破例一次
你是誰?
愛惡作劇的年輕人?
還是一個變態
在赤裸的身體受到冰冷的刺激下
渴望看到老人被你暴露的私處
嚇到驚慌失措的表情?
不好意思,聖誕快樂
你喜歡那樣,對不對?你這個禽獸
那個有攝影機嗎?
這臺銀行提款機有攝影機?
被我逮到了,你這個混...
好,要上蛋酒了
拜託讓我自己拿出去好嗎?
外頭很熱
我知道,但我眞的很想跟大家打招呼
好吧,但衹能待一下子
大夥兒,請讓我很快說幾句話
謝謝
我衹想謝謝大家來參加
因為這是我最喜歡的傳統
能在聖誕節前夕見到這麼多人
我們有家人、朋友、同事
罪犯
我們都在想是誰犯下那些罪行
他在洗手間裡面戴太陽眼鏡?
- 你在洗手間待多久了? - 他希望出場時成為註目焦點
夠了!
大夥兒
我每天在外頭為你們値勤
守護你們的安全,結果我得到什麼?
從來沒有人跟我說聲謝謝
老是偷笑我
把我當儍瓜跟我說話
從我擔任治安官開始 希望泉就沒發生過一起謀殺案
希望泉一百年來都沒有發生過謀殺案
不客氣!
我們的朋友,這位新人先生
兩星期前在外面裸奔
- 他很小心 - 裸奔?
躲過每一臺監控攝影機
但是卻忘了提款機也有攝影機
朋友,我有你在馬路上裸奔的影片
我要逮捕你
- 什麼?不!拜託,奈特 - 不,奈特!
用不著此時此地逮捕他
今天是平安夜
凱西,佳節照樣有犯罪
所以我從不過節
不,拜託
這太可笑了
- 拜託 - 拜託,奈特
嘿
沒關係
我跟大家說對不起還不夠
我犯法所以...
我要承擔後果
傑克,嫑這樣,你用不著如此
凱西,我不會有事
奈特,他跟我們不一樣
“不一樣”什麼意思?
他是雪人,奇蹟似得變成眞人
記得雪雕比賽 那個身材健壯的雪人嗎?
怪不得我覺得他看起來眼熟
所以他沒穿衣服才那麼自在
所以你們都...
你們就...
你們就相信他是雪人?
這是聖誕節
一個男人會那麼貼心 一定是奇蹟,不是嗎?
對
對,我想是
(嫑調降溫度)
裡面有點熱,可以開窗嗎?
拜託?
沒有指紋
衹代表一件事
你把指紋燒平了
不,我天生就沒有指紋
你訓練有素,這點我沒話說
你也差點成為漏網之魚
但是朋友啊,你逃不過我的手掌心
如果我們可以把室溫調低一點
你很想那樣,不是嗎?
在壓力之下保持冷靜
就不會洩漏你的眞實身份
但是在我的管區
我們喜歡高溫
奈特阿洛伊休斯杭特,你在幹麼?
你眞的想打斷我最好的一次訊問嗎?
告訴我要多少保釋金
這樣你想證明什麼就可以繼續
兩千塊?你開什麼玩笑?
他是潛伏特工
- 什麼? - 凱西,他沒有指紋
沒有名字,沒有皮夾
- 拜託 - 沒有信用卡
知道嗎?我要到餐廳保險箱 看看裡面有沒有兩千塊
我要回家,你廿六號再來保釋他
但是那是兩天之後
他對熱非常敏感
他撐不過廿六號
你一開始就知道他是罪犯
我沒有因為妨礙司法把你關起來 算你運氣好
我沒有賞你的臉一拳算你運氣好
凱西,你要怎麼氣我隨便你
你讓一個該死的特工混進希望泉
我要盡快聯絡聯邦調查局
看看我,嗨
說不定他們會把這個 錄成一個播客節目
- 麻煩給我一點水好嗎? - 水槽在那邊
他需要冰水,他在流汗
潛伏特工受過調節體溫的訓練
他不是特工!
他快死了
聽好,我要你撐住,好嗎?
我要走了,但我馬上就回來,我保證
凱西,我想這件事我沒想清楚
但是萬一我沒撐過來...
不,你聽好 嫑說什麼萬一,好嗎?
我馬上回來
借過
快點
怎麼回事?
奈特說保釋金要兩千塊,我...
我錢不夠
嘿,我剛聽說
我想我先過來看看你
他狀況很差,撐不到廿六號,拜託!
他有什麼疾病嗎?
他是雪做的
那是比喻嗎?
我親眼見到他了
我衹要你幫我把他弄出來
好,跟我來,我們去找奈特
奈特,保釋金是怎麼回事?
你在平安夜做這種事?
他沒有過去,沒有指紋,他很危險
你看到他在裡面的樣子,他在融化
罪犯被逮到就會流冷汗
那叫罪惡感
拜託,奈特,我就這麼多錢,拜託
拜託,奈特
拜託
這是幹嘛?民團?
奈特,是全鎮的人
希望你能做對的事
我很樂意今晚就放他走
但是我沒辦法
我不能讓一個罪犯無保釋放
拜託
好,奈特,我不敢相信我會做這種事
我有八十塊
艾德,你當眞?
- 傳下去 - 來吧
- 謝謝你們 - 好
- 非常謝謝你們 - 繼續傳下去
謝謝大家
- 謝謝 - 好
非常謝謝你
來,拿去
這是你的小鎮
這些是你的選民
要你収下來
奈特,拜託讓他交保
你算錢時可以先放他出來嗎?
你害我數亂了
這下可好了
你還差十塊錢
馬修,你在這裡做什麼?
幫他,爸
這個人做了壞事,你為什麼要幫他?
因為他是我朋友
怎麼會有這麼多人在這裡浪費聖誕節
衹為一個到這裡不到兩星期的人?
因為從他到這裡之後
他就努力讓我們的生活變得更好
一個人的言行決定他的為人
你有機會用你的言行證明你的為人
把錢還給大家
我放他走
奈特,好樣的
嘿,小子,我給你爸皕塊
莫提,少來了,你給他一塊錢
傑克?
傑克
不,傑克,雪,我們要把他帶到雪地
- 傑克,撐著點 - 小心
- 他滴很多水 - 讓我們出去
來,讓他躺這裡
來
傑克
快點,你是醫生,想想辦法
做什麼?
又不能幫雪人電擊心臟
我眞的很抱歉
我之前不相信,我眞的很抱歉
傑克
聽著...我知道你沒有要求要活起來
但我也沒要求你讓我在乎這一切
我是說很誇張,才過了兩星期
我知道我是個理性的人
但我...
我愛上你了
我不在乎能持續多久,有多短暫
我衹想趁你在的時候好好把握
凱西,他不在了
來
來吧
親愛的,我們走吧 這裡交給杭特治安官處理吧
凱西?
傑克
我以為你死了
不,我沒有
但是我覺得...很怪
你剛才是發抖嗎?
我不知道怎麼回事
好像我的皮膚麻麻的 但也好像會痛,好像我...
你...
你覺得冷
這是奇蹟
他覺得冷
他會冷
- 他會冷 - 我會冷
老莫,閉嘴
我覺得冷,你相信嗎?
這表示...
我不知道 我想這表示我眞的變成人了
(《認識住家維修!》)
(我知道你的第二個眞愛是誰了 就是你自己,愛你的傑克)
謝謝你
我知道要從哪裡開始
好,現在試試看
可以了
我辦到了
我們辦到了!
很棒
什麼?
換你了
夏威夷?
我們兩個?一起去?
傑克,聖誕快樂
凱西,聖誕快樂
準備好沒?
好了
(劇終)
- 我們跟大家說個小故事 - 關於我們小鎮的小故事
希望泉鎮,我喜歡這個想法
來吧
犯罪不受懲罰 哦,這裡不行,今天不能作罷
這就是希望泉
別想犯罪 會變成你的缺陷很可悲
這就是希望泉
最後一拍
你在除夕做這種事?
這不是除夕,是平安夜
如果是除夕呢?就會是另一部電影
你在平安夜做這種事?
你以為我不是故意的?
不然他就會知道
我在希望溪執法多嚴格,可惡
差點就說對了
怎麼回事?希望泉
很抱歉,我說錯臺詞了
阿傑,從那句臺詞開始,好嗎?
那一句是什麼?蘿蕊?
蘿蕊,謝了
他就活了起來?
對,而且現在...
相信
有隻飛蚊,不好意思
如果你要買舊衣服 就去找梅兒和提歐
這就是希望泉
艾索和老莫有隻毛很多的狗
這就是希望泉
對,他們眞的有
我不知道你是怎麼回事...
好
傑克,很高興認識你 對了,我還不知道你的...
老大?
我沒辦法,沒辦法,對不起
那是咯咯笑,咯咯笑
我們要繼續唱 直到大家跟我們一起唱
大夥一起來!
這就是希望泉
- 這就是希望泉 - 這就是希望泉
這就是希望泉
- 這就是希望泉 - 這就是希望泉
這就是希望泉
希望泉
我想我們要再來一次,好嗎?
傑瑞!
卡